What's better than opening a bag of macaroni and having it tear open and throw the noodles all over your kitchen?
...having your nine-month-old 115-pound "moose" start gobbling up the raw macaroni before you can sweep it up.
Yes, that's better.
...having the water boil over while fighting your 115-pound "moose" for the fallen macaroni. Yes, that's better.
...stepping in dog saliva in bare feet from where your 115-pound "moose" licked and drooled all over the floor while you scrambled to turn down the stove.
Yes, my friends, that is indeed better. Dare I say, the best!